If I were a ferret,I'd join the FLO and try to take over the world.Wait... wrong story.I'd curl up with my fuzzy buddies in a soft sleep sack,and snooze the dead ferret sleep,and scare my owner.Oh yes,I want to be owned by Bob C,so he'd have to make the gravy mess,and I could watch,and maybe help.He he. If my ferrets were human,I'm sure the credit cards would be maxed out buying raisins and ferretone. Honey would be a child care provider,but all the kids would be hidden. Taz would definitely be a ladies man with at least twenty girlfriends all over. Sugar would give hyperactive new meaning,and would probably be a cave explorer.She loves getting into and out of tight places. Boris would be a beach bum.He enjoys playing and sleeping for a living.He could also be a politician,since he lies so well. Tasha would be a lady,in every sense of the word.She'd be the one serving tea in her best china. That's my boogers. Sandy [Posted in FML issue 3155]