"If I were a ferret, the first thing I would do is.......
 
....curl up in a fuzzy ball, amongst some nice furry blankets, and go to
sleep.  Then I would yawn in my owner's face when she peeks in to say
good morning on her way to work , and make her incredibly jeolous.
 
Sandra, Clover and Princess
EOM
[Posted in FML issue 3151]