>Just purchased Runner, one of those ferrety-looking Beanie Babies. Guess >what! It's not a ferret, it's supposed to be a mongoose! This is what >it's hang tag says "I'm not so mean, I'm really shy but every cobra has >to die.I grab them by their little head and whack them till they're stone >cold dead." Gross!!!! You're actually pretty lucky to find the runner with that saying on the tag! I went to get my little runner (on the day the store got them in) and the "beanie people" (read, people who have just about every single beanie in existence) were disappointed that there were none with that saying (apparently, there are two sayings: the gross one and the not-so-gross one) because Ty would certainly pull them from the shelves after they got enough complaints from parents. . . the other one does allude to the critter as a generic mustelid: "A ferret, mongoose, weasel, or mink. What am I. . . what do you think? Find a book. Look and see. I'm whatever you want me to be." -Andy, Cody, Lily, Tripod Bob, Oscar, & Witzy [Posted in FML issue 3116]