Greetings, I missed the start of this thread (sometimes I just skim the FML, I'm afraid), so I hope what I'm about to say is relevant :-) Lambert Kaye, make a ferret cologne, but personally I much prefer their doggy version "Scent To Stay" (or something like that). Rather than spray directly on the fuzzies, I spray their bedding and this results in a *subtle* scent in the room and on the ferrets. Hope that helps, -David the harassed (don't ask!). [Posted in FML issue 3084]