How to make a ferret?  Well according to my 16 yr old this is how!
 
1/2 a cup of CUDDLES curry
1 cup of  I DIDNT DO IT! soda
a pinch of HOUDINI powder
a nip of NIPPING
1 tsp of THEIF extract
 
Mix well by wardancing around the room with it.  Put in favorite hidey hole
and TADA!!!
[Posted in FML issue 3070]