Guess what everyone! I was in one of my more local pet stores, and I was looking at the ferrets, which were right next to a chinchilla cage. (For those of you who don't know, a chinchilla is small, its coat of fur is velvet soft, big eyes, long legs, hops like a kangaroo). I was staring at the ferrets for a long time, whatching them sleep while one was having a dream(His legs would twitch, it was so funny). Well anyway a store clerk comes up and hands me a chinchilla book. I told her, "O! Interesting! Well, I'm gonna go look at the ferrets now!" She kept trying to hand me the chinchilla book and i kept putting it down. I said, "I'm really interested in a few ferrets and NOT chinchillas." She replied that ferrets can get nasty and sometimes need to be euthanized due to biting an killing people. WOAH NELLY! I stopped dead in my tracks, told her to pick up the ferrets and hand it to me, and boy did she get an info rush. She kinda got mad and told me chinchilla's are much better pets, giving them all their good points, such as less expensive, smell, and such and such. Well, chinchilla's don't luv ya back like ferrets do! YEAH! O and thanks to all who gave me biting advice, and i have decided on what names i am naming my 2 ferrets. THey are here by called, "Furrst" and "Seccond", named after real chinese peopls. [Posted in FML issue 3092]