Sometime, fairly recently in the relative scheme of things, someone told a
story of a partially paralyzed ferret she had gotten somewhere.  She didn't
know what to name it and the vet suggested Swiffer.  Whatever happened to
Swiffer?  We never heard any more.  I hope he's (?) OK.  I hope I got the
details fairly correct.  Not all the synapses fire any more.
 
Al Hinton
[Posted in FML issue 3050]