Thought I'd give it a try too :)
 
This sweet little ferret likes to have fun.
Pounces on toys and loves raisins a ton.
Plays with your feet and lives to explore,
Sits on your lap and gives kisses galore.
 
Also, I think Bandit is a good name for the little guy/gal.
 
Cheers and Dooks to all the fuzzies and their human slaves....
Isabelle (Simba & Emma)
[Posted in FML issue 3043]