WANTED Handsome silver mitt wanted in heaven to monitor the purchase and distribution of heavenly bananas, besides teaching ethereal yet celestial manners to the young and old. Needed also to be held in the arms of the Almighty to be given divine kisses. Must know how to be leashed and walked on smooth streets paved with gold. WOLF GOT THE JOB!!!!!! Maybe the baby God gave you is part of His plan for your life, Lisette. [Posted in FML issue 3038]