Please note, I weigh in at 2 pds, male and have a harem of four females. Hey! Who's the new comer to this cage? Male, white and look at the size of this guy, 5 pds. Time to show him who is boss around here. Ok! Will start by sniffing and checking him out. Wow! You sure have gases, what have you been eating. Boy Oh Boy! I have to wait awhile, you stunk up the whole place. And I thought my poof stunk! Smell is now disappearing, back I go. Ok! Good time to show you who the master is here. Think I'll just jump on your back and get a neck hold on you. Hey! Your so soft and I can stretch out on the full length of you. Ridem Cowboy! Know your neck is here somewhere, but in all this fuzz, can't find it. All I get is a mouth full of hair. Yuck! Have to approach this from a different perspective. I know I'll jump on you width wise. Hey! My feet don't touch the floor. Whoa! Ok! Mouth to mouth, Oh! Oh! Yours is bigger than mine. Could lose a tooth here. Can't understand why I can grab and drag the ladies around and you sure are one tough hombre! I tried attacking you with my front paws and you raised only one paw and "Boy" you gave me one great swat. Head spinning! Your off and running and I'm all pooped out. Will have to try again another day. Try, try, try again is my motto. Nap time, see you'll later. Fuzzybutts [Posted in FML issue 3017]