A donkey, maybe. Perhaps a silly short guy in glasses. Just to let the people on the Geek's List (and those who have recently asked me to sign them up) that I haven't forgotten them or the list. I just had a medicine adjustment and ended up sleeping for a couple days. Hard to type in the references when you are snoring. The good news is my insomnia is cured. The bad news is I think it's Tuesday. All I know is I am dizzier than a top and sleeping most of the day away. And to think I paid good money for this feeling back in the 70s. I may never have to buy beer again.... I'll finish the pet food label stuff, AND give you all an extra special treat regarding Bob's Chicken Gravy by this weekend. Would you believe a moderately complete guaranteed analysis and ingredient list based on AAFCO guidelines? It wasn't easy, but I did it. Anyone want it? Hummmm? Begging is encouraged. On another note, I need to buy or borrow a copy (the only one published) of a ferret magazine called "American Ferret." I will pay any reasonable price, or (if borrowed) will return it the same day received. Please email me if you have a copy of this magazine and can help me out. Finally, to whomever asked if I had an extra copy of "Ferretzilla," by the Electric Ferrets. Yes I do, on both CD and tape. I lost your email because of a minor brain fart, so you need to send your address to me again so I can loan it to you. I will not copy it for you due to copyright laws, and you will have to return it to me after you listen to it. I prefer Metallica, but hey, they ARE the Electric Ferrets. Bob C and 16 Mo' Rockin' Weasels [Posted in FML issue 3035]