Bob C., what a GREAT list!  You had me ROTFLOL.  Even inspired me to add a
few more:
 
36. You go to Home Depot weekly, but you live in an apartment
37. When looking for a house, it s  location, location, ferretproofing
38. You giggle when you see a coworker eating raisins
39. You spend $10 on ferret shampoo while you re using Suave.
40. Your 401k consists of stock in Scott  paper towels.
[Posted in FML issue 3022]