Bob C., what a GREAT list! You had me ROTFLOL. Even inspired me to add a few more: 36. You go to Home Depot weekly, but you live in an apartment 37. When looking for a house, it s location, location, ferretproofing 38. You giggle when you see a coworker eating raisins 39. You spend $10 on ferret shampoo while you re using Suave. 40. Your 401k consists of stock in Scott paper towels. [Posted in FML issue 3022]