Agent ALPHA reporting to Headquarters: Mission COZY BED proceeding
according to plans.  Agent BETA commandeered right pillow while I
protected left pillow.  Humans spent the night sleeping crosswise along
foot of bed.  Ready for next wave of attack.  Request reinforcements to
guard foot and center of bed.  Also request backup Linatone supplies and
squeaky toys.  Over and out.
 
[FLO Agent ALPHA]
[Posted in FML issue 2987]