Grey Hairs,
My very first ferret started giving me grey hairs. I lived across the
street from a Catholic Church and Mischief got out of the house. Mass
was going on and I couldn't find Mischief. I fully expected to hear
screaming and see people runing out of the church. My land lord at the
time found her in the back yard. Or at the very least see some wild
dancing going on.
 
Polly and Squirt
[Posted in FML issue 2986]