I don't how many of you listen to alternative rock, but there is a song by the Suicide Machines, called "Sometimes I Don't Mind," and its about one of the band members dog, but it applies to all pet owners. I don't know all the words, but part of it is "I watch you sleep sometimes, and it feels like the first time," and "You make a mess sometimes, and I clean." Other lines ferret owners may relate to: "You are always on my mind, everyday is like the first day," and "I talk to you sometimes, even though you never talk back." Anyway, those may not be the exact words, but they are the best of my recollection. I do all those things, especially watching my boy sleep, however, I always end up waking him up, because I have to pet him. If you live in north Texas you can hear it on 94.5, but I don't know about other areas, it should be all pet owners theme song, I dance with the Giz when it comes on. Maria and Gizmo (missing Ed). [Posted in FML issue 2990]