Loved the Italian translation of having a ferret in one's pants.
 
Pam Greene has put the words to Monty Python's Ferret Song - check out the
Ferret Central site -
 
http://www.polbox.com/g/genie/montypython/songs/lyrics/ferretsong.html
 
A policement in Queensland has a ferret in his pants while John Cleese has
one sticking up his nose.
 
Our carpet sharks are certainly getting around these days!
 
 :>)
 
WeEz, owned by 5
[Posted in FML issue 2977]