Loved the Italian translation of having a ferret in one's pants. Pam Greene has put the words to Monty Python's Ferret Song - check out the Ferret Central site - http://www.polbox.com/g/genie/montypython/songs/lyrics/ferretsong.html A policement in Queensland has a ferret in his pants while John Cleese has one sticking up his nose. Our carpet sharks are certainly getting around these days! :>) WeEz, owned by 5 [Posted in FML issue 2977]