I got this from an Italian friend:
 
The translation is incorrect it says I have a ferret in my pants.
If you wanted to say,
 
help you have a ferret in your pant,
Aiuto!  ai un furreto dentro i pantaloni,
 
I have a ferret in my pants,
Aiuto! ho un furretto in miei pantaloni.
 
Nan and SuperSnooper
[Posted in FML issue 2976]