Once Molly Ferret stood by the door And left a lot of green poops on the floor she went to the vet and what do you bet She has green diarrhea no more! Once there was a ferret named Merlin He wardanced around and made a big din he went to the vet and what do you bet You wouldn't believe the trouble he still gets in! Once there was a ferret named Cue Ball As male ferrets go, he was quite small he went to the vet and what do you bet It didn't change his size at all! Well, so maybe I'm not the world's best poet, but I had fun making these up! debbi, Molly Dolly, Merlin, and in memory of CueBall [Posted in FML issue 2978]