This is a little late but.....here's one of MY reasons I had to tell my boss once: I was 45 minutes late for work because my little angel snuck into the bathroom, grabbed the dangling toilet paper and took off through the apartment, leaving a massive trail of toilet paper wrapped around anything that stood still, all while I was in the shower. THEN as I was trying to clean it up she decided to start shredding it as fast as she could. Between tears of laughter and shouting "CUT IT OUT!" and trying to keep her off the vacuum cleaner long enough to suck up what got shredded.....*sigh* Sometimes I think my boss thinks I'm making this stuff up. But then again... she has two toddlers. She may understand. Rachel Bray The Ohio State University Fees, Deposits and Disbursements As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath. [Posted in FML issue 2953]