Apparently a policeman confiscated a ferret in Queensland and put it in a
box to take to a wildlife refuge.
 
As he was driving, it escaped and bit the officer on his genitals!  The
policeman then hit the poor ferret on its head with his baton to subdue it.
 
I don't know, it must be the tropical weather in Queensland that makes that
State full of idiots.  It's a bit like California!
 
WeeZuL
[Posted in FML issue 2952]