Actually, it's just an OFFER for a shave and haircut, and what that turned out to be was buy a pair big 'ol ugly shoes, and they'll throw in a free battery op trimmer, sissors & a comb. So you have to know they must be REALLY ugly shoes! Kouri doesn't need a haircut kit, so he's holding out till they offer a set of dishes or pots & pans with the ugly shoes. That was yesterdays mail. Today's is even better - or worse, depending on how you look at it. Now what is a ferret going to do with a subscription (free) to the Adam & Eve catalog? Even if they do promise to respect his privacy by mailing the catalogs in plain brown wrappers! Georgia, who has decided censoring Kouri's mail could become a full time job! [Posted in FML issue 2973]