From: Lt. Chipper reporting in for the NC Ferret Liberation Organization (FLO). RE: Purple Elephant and Ducky Relocator of My Possessions (ROMP) aka two-legged servant has hidden Purple Elephant and Ducky at HQ once again. I have searched everywhere for said missing personal items. Ducky came with me from my former outpost. Purple Elephant was a prized acquisition from the infamous Dunn outpost. They have been missing for several days now. It is imperative that all operatives join in the search! I cannot locate them anywhere in the 1,100 sq containment area, as per my usual. I suspect ROMP has moved them once again to "amuse" me, but I'm not amused. Please send agents for re-con mission to my HQ to assist in locating! ----------- From: ROMP aka Servant to Ferret aka Lt. Chipper RE: Law requires that you provide burden of proof Purple Elephant and Ducky were hidden from ROMP very well - in the past. This time I don't have any clue to where they are. If it takes the acquiring of non-FLO agents into our HQ to locate said possessions (as it has in the past), so be it. ++++ Side note: For the life of me I can't find Purple Elephant or Ducky - Chip's favorite toys! She has, for once, hidden them for me too well, but I suspect they are in the "hammock" underneath my bed. I'm sure there will be a needy fert soon needing a "way" station, and as always then, Chip will find and relocate her favorite possessions. Shari [Posted in FML issue 2962]