Oooooooh, this is so exciting. Kouri has been 'pre-approved' to train for a rewarding career at home in his spare time. Hahahahah, he has lots of spare time! But he needs help deciding on a suitable career for a ferret. There's Air Conditioning and Refrigeration. He likes getting into refrigerators so that's a possibility. Occupational Therapy Aide might be good, except he bites strangers. I'm not sure how theraputic getting you arm chomped on is. Wildlife/Forestry Conservation might be good. He's good at conserving wildlife - when I got them a mouse he wasn't the one who killed it. Ah, here's a good one - Home Inspector. That's right up Kouri's ally! Floral Designer? Naw, he tends to un-design them! Ooooooh, Professional Bridal Consultant. That sounds like a fun job. Pet Groomer might be a possibility, he likes grooming the cat. Except that any part that doesn't take well to grooming he just tries to chew off. If he became a Veterinary Assistant, he'd probably eliminate all shots and temperature taking! He's already had some cooking experience, so maybe going into Catering Gourmet Cooking would be a good choice. Except he keeps calling it gor met instead of gor may. Ooooooh, here's a good one - Diesel Mechanics. Naw! Help Kouri decide what field his Specialized Associate Degree should be in. After all, it's important to advance your ferrets to their greater glory! Georgia - the left coast one [Posted in FML issue 2925]