Many years ago in a galaxy (Kentucky) far, far away; there existed an evil empire (college). In this empire there were a few individuals who chafed under the evil empire's bondage and so chose to rebel. At one point during the rebel, when their oppression was at its worst (curfew in the dorms was being enforced), one brave individual smuggled into the dorm an animal that was not familiar to most of these rebels. This animal was a ferret. A beautiful sable male ( it had to be a boy, because it was, after all, a Boys' Dorm). This ferret raised the morale of not only the rebels in one Hall but in other halls as the news spread like wild fire. This animal became the symbol of rebellion in all of north campus. Whenever the dorm rooms were inspected by the evil Darth House Supervisor, the ferret was quietly moved from dorm to dorm room until the inspections were over with. Of course these inspections were yet another way to oppress these young rebels. This ferret was able to use the good side of the force. This meant he had special powers that enabled him to come and go as he pleased but he always found his way home to his best friend, the rebel that brought him to live with him in the All-Boy Dorm. And in return for all the love and admiration that the rebels gave this ferret, he gave the rebels of North Campus a symbol for freedom without oppression and all the raisins you can eat! It was later that I came to realize that this ferret was a jedi master. [Posted in FML issue 2922]