Jennifer asked what silly things people had done because of having ferrets. How about: - Lying on your stomach in the middle of an appliance store to inspect potential purchases. - Typing up 4-page single-spaced instructions to the ferretsitter when you'll only be gone for 3 days. - Taking delivery of a pizza sideways through a barely opened door so all the toppings end up on one edge of the pizza. There's lots more, but that's enough for now. [Posted in FML issue 2942]