I must disagree with Linda Doran regarding the reason that us New Mexicans
dont want to travel far for the 10th Anniverary Bash isn't cause we are so
enchanted with New Mexico its because the wages are so low we cann't afford
to travel very far.
 
OK. I can do this one.
 
There once was a ferret from Nantucket,
   who got his head stuck in a bucket,
he wiggled and he squirmed,
   looking just like a worm,
then he said, "Oh, well, what da heck!"
 
I can do more, want to see?
 
There once was a ferret named Crocket,
   who was playing with a light socket,
he stuck his tongue in,
   clean up to his chin,
then Crocket took off like a rocket!
 
Uncle yet??
 
Amanda
Smudge
Flavio &
Anna MaWheeeee
[Posted in FML issue 1861]