Hi All!
 
Ok, Bob didn't tell you the whole story of the meeting of the mink.
 
After listening to a friend of mine, I agreed that I would pack Kahlua up
and bring to to the Bob & Bob get together.  At least that way someone else
will get her mad and let me know her age, and sex.
 
Use a tube I was told, it'll go into it (yeah, right) and you can put her
into the "hospital cage".  Small cage with full set up, perfect for going to
the vet or taking sick animals to work to be nursed.
 
Kahlua was up and over the tube and running around the upstairs, after
frantically grabing ferrets and putting them away, I proceeded to herd her
into my bedroom with a feather duster, all the while cusing out the person
who talked me into this mad cap capper.  Never mind I am two hours late
because of this.
 
I call Linda I.'s house and ask "Do any of those BRILLIANT people over there
have any idea on how to catch a mink?" I hear voices, we are on our way.
 
Forty minutes later, like James Bond, a dashing gentleman(???????????)
jumps out of his red convertable (?) dressed in a tux with shorts ready to
do battle with the heathen mink.
 
After trying to catch her, he sends me for rope, while I am gone Kahlua
decides to get into the cage on her own (?).  Ok, what's the rope for Bob?
 
Then he decides to molest the poor little baby, armed with gloves, he pokes
hers, turns her all sorts of ways, she screams in terror at this Huuuman who
is terorizing her.
 
So that is the story of Bob C and the mink.
 
Now Bob, I thought your colonge smelled a little funny in the first place.
(I just guessed no one ever told you that musk colonge comes out of bottles)
Why or why would you ever blame it on such a sweet, little, tiny, fur ball
??  Just because she got a little excited!  (Folks, you shoulda been there,
what a sight!)
 
By the way, I don't buy into the Bob is Elizabeth/Elizabeth is Bob.
Elizabeth is stunning.  Bob on the other hand is lucky he has a daughter
like her.  And there is not enough make up made by Avon or Cover Girl that
could make Bob look like that.
 
Hope everyone's fuzz butts are doing well.
 
Here' dookin' at ya!
 
Jean & The Zoo Crew
Trouble, Storm, Bandit the Ferret Boy, Barnabas Collins from Collinwood,
Esik A Ho Vadazmenyet (It's Snowing Ferrets), Kish Szar (Little Shit),
Maznoon (A little Crazy), Obsession by Ferret, Sebastian, Pokey, Ripley,
Wednesday, Giavonni, Hawkeye (Blind in one eye), Sniper (Can't see out the
other), Justice (Blind, missing a leg), Garbonzo w/ No Beans, Simba
Rossi (Cat), Bugs (Cat), Ollivia (Ball Python), Gizmo (Sugar Glider),
Kahlua (mink)
[Posted in FML issue 1994]