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Universal Ferret <[log in to unmask]>
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Tue, 6 Aug 2002 12:56:36 -0700
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Greetings to all you humans out there.  This is Tigger, THE Alpha
Ferret of the Taylor household and older brother to Rusty who has been
recovering nicely from his bout in one horrid vet hospital where they
almost starved him to death, and then he went to another hospital where
he was lavished with proper ferret treatment.  He is prospering nicely.
Dooks regularly, shakes his new fleece bell ball around like it is a
mean predator and is getting plump once again.
 
The sales of the Maltese ferret penny are going nicely which is
benefiting Rusty immensley so.  So what am I writing this letter to you
humans for?  Well to say thank you so much for your letters, prayers,
purchase of these rather cool coins.  My mom has more on the way.  What
I have had it with is that no one seems to be paying attention to ME
anymore.  Golly, I AM the Alpha Fert and I am 6 years old and not a
youngster anymore so how about some of you cute little fur-girls out
there emailing me.  I need some attention myself and after all, I am
the one who got my mom to get Rusty in the first place.  Call me
irresponsible, call me hedonistic, but I need love too!  Just had to
vent.
 
immensely
[Posted in FML issue 3867]

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