Our fuzzies mottos would be:
 
Stinky - I am the King - therefore you must give me many treats.  Do not
make me beg at your feet!
 
Pepper - Duh?  With these looks, who needs smarts?  Just snuggle me a
minute before I go...
 
Mitsy - I must dig!  I must dig!  Nothing can stop me!  Can you deny this
pretty face?  I will lick your ear until you let me dig!
 
Pristine - Doesn't the name say it all?
 
Lisa
[Posted in FML issue 3947]