Secret Agent Gurgey has masterminded FLO infiltration of Rogues Gallery.
Known accomplices are Special Agents Puka and Lao Bear, and Samantha and
Ginger are currently under surveillance.  It is believed that Samantha,
Ginger & most of the shelter ferts are currently neutral, but Undercover Cat
agent Tigger has been secretly monitoring them while attempting to look
bored and half-asleep.
 
Our sources indicate that FLO agents are searching for components to
complete construction of the master communications link to the Mother Ship.
If this device is completed, the Momlady, Hairy Dadguy & Hoomans everywhere
will be in BIG TROUBLE!  A secret message intercepted by Undercover Cat
Willow indicates that once the Ferreti Mother Ship lands, all offending
Hoomans (and cats) will be tortured by dousing with the sink sprayer until
they swear allegience to their vile cause!  All Allies are asked to take
immediate action to increase security!
 
Sunday: Agents Gurgey and Lao scaled 4 kitchen drawers and a microwave to
claim the upper cabinet for the FLO.  Their devious plot was thwarted by the
Momlady, who removed them from the cabinet & the Dadguy, who put some little
sticky, rolly things on the bottoms of the drawers, making further access
impossible.
 
Monday: Secret Agent Gurgey infiltrated the Jewelry Box, after teleporting
4' from bed to dresser.  Thorough inspection of the drawers was turned over
to Special Agent Puka, while Agent Gurgey appropriated 1 bottle of
Ferretone, and stashed it under the bed with the important communications
components (1 bracelet, 3 earrings a pen, a stuffed teddy bear, 4 unmatched
socks, & a roll of toilet paper) Agent Puka acquired.  The cache was
recovered by the Momlady.
 
Operatives also rifled the Desk Command Post, stole a box of envelopes, and
attempted to communicate by a cryptic message written in ferretone
footprints.  The Momlady intercepted the message, and has notified the
appropriate authorities.
 
Tuesday: Special Agent Lao slipped up the back of a chair to perform a
thorough search of the room divider, confiscating a box of ferret pins
(which the Hoomans are trying to sell to support some cause or another), and
some Bandit Treats.  Agent Puka acquired a small bowl of Totally Ferret from
the Neutral Zone, but in her excitement, spilled it on the floor, thus
necessitating transport from the spill site to under-the-couch Headquarters
one piece at a time.
 
Because of diligent Allied efforts it is believed that the FLO agents have
not yet uncovered all the crucial communications equipment components.  We
will continue to monitor and provide further reports.
 
Signing off,
 
Super-Secret Cat Agent Jenny
[Posted in FML issue 1614]