Alexandra writes:
>I'm afraid she's going to try that new fad diet, 'Pritkin for Polecats.'
>The one where you eat only what you can kill with your face.  I know, I
>know it has done wonders for a number of Hollywood celebrities.  You see
>the razor thin ladies out on Rodeo drive, shopping at all the exclusive
>stores and surreptitiously spitting out wads of fur when they think
>nobody is looking.  It's a terrible way to live, and all the small game
>in southern California is disappearing at an alarming rate.(Remember
>when Calista Flockhart got that hairball, and almost starved to death?)
 
As a Hollywood celebrity I take offense at this.  I don't' diet, I don't
exercise.  Matter of fact tonight my buddy Petey and I were just sitting
around watchin the game (Go Angels) and eating raisins followed by a shot
of ferretone saying how good life is. We got it all. Babes, bods and
personality.  Ask my Mom, she tells us all the time.
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3943]