"2002 Four Rescue Spring Frolic"
Helloooooo It's me Josiah again.  Oh boy did I have fun today.  I
watched Da Ma Ma get all the prizes for the games.  OOOOOOh could I have
a wonderful time just living in that box.  I saw hammies, dingle balls,
dingle ferrets, a beautiful butterfly costume, toys, a ferret ornament for
the picky tree, pretty cups to push around the room, ohhh treats by the
box full and something called certificats, mmmmmmm don't know what they
are.  Looks like a piece of poop paper to me, but Da Ma Ma says humans
like them.  She says they are better than ribbins cause humans can put
them in there picture books.  I like the prizes cause they are for us not
the humans.  Hehe could just about weasel war dance off the couch with
excitement.  I guess I better get to work on the schedule for the humans.
 
12:30
The contest continued from 10:45 cause too many ferrets entered when they
found out the prizes was for them.
 
1:00
The great cup tip.  This one is different cause instead of tipping the
cup we have to put our head in it and show off.  I just love running
around with it on my head.  Sometimes I whip it off across the room.
Lets see what your ferrets can do with the cup.  Oh!  just found out you
get to keep the cup.  Don't forget to put it in your hidy hole.
 
1:15.
Guest Speaker Frank Charpentier from the Animal Rescue League of Boston.
Subject: Precautions when finding a stray, and what to do if your lose
your fuzzie.  Frank called today and said he is going to teach the humans
what to do before we escape to help find us.  He is the man that keeps
sending us ferrets.  I wonder where he gets them all.  He will be in the
main dinning area.  Mmm opposit the food.  Yes Da Ma Ma says we are not
allowed in the food area.
 
1:30
Dr Karen Purcell Presentation and question in the dinning area.  All us
ferrets love Dr Karen as she helps the shelter moms keep us healthy and
happy.
 
2:00
Contest for the best human weasel war dance.  Center Stage.  Now this I
have to see.  No one can dance like Joshua, and this, all the ferrets
have to see.  Wow humans weasel war dancing.  Funny animals arn't they?
 
Well the human says I have to get off the computer so she can check her
emails.  So good by untill tomorrow.  Your friendly ferret Josiah
[Posted in FML issue 3761]