What is Mr. January doing in Jeanne Carley's 2002 Ferret Calendar?  This
can be determined by process of elimination.  The options were:
 
A. Ordering raisins from Webvan
B. Bidding on hammocks on eBay
C. Working on a spreadsheet
D. Surfing porn sites
 
The correct answer (well, MY correct answer) is B.
Here's why the other answers are incorrect:
A. Webvan went under and filed for bankrupcy.
C. Don't let the tie and briefcase fool you, this is a ferret!
D. Hey this is a family list, and besides, he's neutered.
 
I really enjoyed the other creative options everyone came up with!!  It
could be he is multi-tasking!
 
(Note: Jeanne Carley is not involved with this post, which is purely for
entertainment purposes only. No prizes will be awarded for correct or
incorrect responses. No ferrets were harmed or performed illegal acts in
the posting of this message.)
:-)
 
Linda Iroff
Oberlin OH
[Posted in FML issue 3663]