Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled cat cleaners...
 
(I'll clean your ears...and your whiskers...and your eyes...and
your...HEY!  Where ya goin'?  I ain't done yet!)
 
Cars have bumper stickers, ferrets (with really large backsides!) have
flumpy stickers!  Here are some I've seen recently (I daydream a lot!):
 
 1. I brake for snacks!
 2. Honk if you're a goose...I'm hungry.
 3. OK, so it takes 3 ferrets to drive a car...but we aren't paying any
    more attention to the road than YOU are!
 4. Do NOT run over that cat!  We need the exercise of chasing it!
 5. Play Hard!  Eat Snacks!  Sleep Hard!  What don't you understand?
 6. Cats are self-propelled ferret toys
 7. Books do NOT belong on a bookshelf!
 8. Switch and Lilly for Governor of California!  Heeeee!
 9. Oil crisis???  We aren't running out of Ferretone, are we?
10. Yes, my tail is fur-challenged
11. Mine!!!
12. Fort Knox was MY hidey-hole FIRST!!!
13. Equality for ferrets---give cats more baths!
14. Yes, this IS my glass of soda--why?
 
and finally...
 
15. What are you eating...and why haven't you given any to ME yet?
 
Todd and the (Don't laugh with yer snout full of soda!) Fuzzbutt
Rodeo Clowns
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[Posted in FML issue 4294]