Captain Miss Casey reporting in...
 
Outstanding news from our squadron -- I've grown hair!  Being dropped off
at a local public shelter at 7 years of age and 3/4s bald, then in foster
care for 1.5 years, and now at MOM's (Mysterious of Momentum) for the
past year, I' ve started growing hair at the end of January.  I must tell
you all new recruits that although I am advanced adrenal tumor, hindered
with a huge swollen vulva with continual infection, my MOM loves me very
much.  (We cannot get the Clavamox or Baytril to solve my infection
problem.)  She even gave me Lupron injections for three months last year
to help solve my problem, but to no avail.
 
Squadrons in other parts of the world -- listen up!  The Ferret
Liberation Organization (FLO) fight is not over.  Stay positioned and
ready to do what=20is needed for the greater purpose.  Your MOM and DAD
(Drag And Drop toy) are required to enforce our efforts.  Employ your
cuteness and cleverness to attract more officers!
 
Signing off... (salute at my monitor) Captain Miss Casey
 
(For those of you new to the FML, this is a creative writing piece, and
there are many 'FLO Reports' in the archives of the FML by subscribers -
check them out.:-)
 
To see pics of Miss Casey, check out:
http://animalartcrafts.8m.com/myworld.htm.  Shari)
[Posted in FML issue 4430]