I red dhat post from dhat parris ferret.  her momma laught at her when
she fell in da water.  dhat not funni.  but it gave me idea.
 
so, wit help of dog i got floor all wet.  dhen i waited til da time waz
wright.  I saw momma walkin towards me... i run to da corner and pretend
poop.  momma c ome flyin across da floor ta grab me and put me in liter
box but she no make it.  She hit da wet tile and go flyin.
 
it waz funni.  She skid and dhen plooped on her butt.  da look on her
face waz..  .how you hoomans say...it waz priceliss!
 
Momma look at me like i did somedhing wrong!  I just smile go potti in
box and d hen go bouncing away.
 
Tottles
Pherit!
(still hidin from momma!)
[Posted in FML issue 4280]