U No U R 'Hooked on Phair-its 'when......
 
- Your monthly vet bill excedes your mortgage payment.
 
- U purchase your first home because it is easy to ferret proof and there
  is room for all the ferrets' furniture, cages, and belongings.
 
- The underside of your bed that was the dust cover has holes in it, and
  ferrets are bouncing under your mattress inside the dust cover like
  little magical fairies all night.
 
- The dust cover disintegrates, and hangs in shreds, and the ferrets are
  now bouncing on top of the mattress and on top of you like little magical
  fairies all night.
 
Sweet dreams,
Lisette
[Posted in FML issue 2630]