My Ferret's Getting Fat!

I thought the day would never come,
I thought I'd ne're hear that.
My vet said "he's a healthy boy,
but your boy's getting FAT!"

I give him gravy night and day,
I let him have his fill.
Although he has a lot to eat,
he wants more even still.

So I must cut his gravy back,
and give him not so much.
Again I'll feel his rock hard abs,
and muscles to the touch.

I'm sorry I did this to you,
so sorry I did that!
I never want to hear again,
My ferret's getting FAT!

         Sue Pyron
          5/29/13

[Posted in FML 7804]