>Surprise!  Look at your ferrets' job description in your contract.
>Page 416, paragraph 3, clause 5.
>
>"All ferrets are required to
>   a) play in the laundry
>      (i) whether it be clean or soiled and
>   b) must distract any human attempted to work with said laundry.
 
Todd, I think you forgot part c) for this particular contract.  I have
found it, after much searching through the contract:
 
c) must at least attempt to steal one article of laundry, whether it is
   clean or dirty.
   (i) Said article is better if dirty, and especially better if it is a
       dirty hammock or sleepsack. Obviously, those belong under the couch!
 
Natalie and the *3* furry snakes
 
[Moderator's note: I found the next page:
   (ii) If there is only time to steal one small article, steal a sock.
        The human, noticing one sock is missing, will have no use for the
        remaining mate and thus give it to you to play with.  This is a
        an extremely efficient way to to get more bang for your dook.
 
I can't reveal ALL the rules for fear that they will find out what I did
and lick me to death while I sleep.  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 3474]