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valerie wahoski <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 29 Aug 2002 22:34:37 -0700
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I know, I know...you're thinking, Valerie's writing about a funny
story...better get out some tissues to wipe the snot off the computer
screen....
 
 
I was the victim of a hit and run.
 
I'm typing away on my computer, and I see that Noodles is bolting out of
her hammock at the speed of light.
 
I'm thinking to my self, "Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go!"  I turn
to the screen and out of the corner of my eye I catch her backing up.
I then witness the LOUDEST fart I have ever heard come from an
animal...heck I dont think any HUMAN could measure up to what she
created!  About ten seconds pass, and my dad runs into the room and says
"Jeez Val!!!  Better check your pants!" I started cracking up and I
pointed to the perpritrator's cage and she makes a little *poot* noise
that had us both laughing hysterically for the next 3 minutes.  After
that, the smell started settling in, and we had to evacuate the bedroom!
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3890]

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