My name is Sugar the fert.
I'm, what my Mom calls, a flirt.
 
My silly Mom thinks she runs the home.
'Twas me that spread those peanuts of foam.
 
'Twas me that made her dance.
Saw the toes, took a chance.
 
'Twas me that slid across the floor.
Trying to get out the front door.
 
'Twas me playing ninja ferret.
Mom says, she'll just grin and bear it.
 
'Twas me spilled the cat's water dish.
I swear, I really saw a fish.
 
'Twas me that snuck into bed at night.
Cold nose in the ear gave her a fright.
 
'Twas me tunneling under the rug.
She picked me up and gave me a hug.
 
'Twas brave me, that made her cry.
When I tried to learn to fly.
 
Says she love me, though I stop her heart.
Ha, it was mine right from the start.
 
Sandy and the Dook City Gang
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[Posted in FML issue 4190]