Hello Everyone,
 
First off, I would like to thank everyone for the supportive emails I have
been receiving.  It is very gratifying to me that you want to help.
Hopefully this whole mess will get resolved soon.
 
Now, to really put myself out there, I have added a picture of the biggest
fart in Missouri to my web page:  http://www.missouri.edu/~c705570.  Yep,
the southern gal herself.  No flames please.  ;-)  It was the best picture I
could find of myself, not to many around.  Main reason I took up photography
to start with, if you are behind the camera you can't be in front of it.
But I am still the same beautiful woman I have always been.
 
Ferret updates--all the farts are doing well.  Pookie keeps me trained and
on her schedule for raisin allotments rather easily.  She could stare down a
charging rhino.
 
Nicky is chasing the cats everywhere.  I can't get over how well all the
physical therapy has done.
 
Miss Stella has stolen the atm card and won't tell me where it is at.  I
think she is getting funds to the F.L.O.  I am kinda scared what will happen
next around here.
 
Angus has taken to snoozing in the bed with his head on my pillow.
Collective "ahhhh's" are in order.
 
The rest are up to the usual ferret poop.
 
Maggie Mae and the Missouri Maniacs
[Posted in FML issue 1908]