Hi folks!  It's us - Tater and Odie.  We didn't want our Jewish friends to
feel left out what with all the Christmas stuff on the FML lately.  Heck,
they're having a pretty big holiday right now too.  So...
 
On the first day of Hanukkah, my ferret gave to me
A slightly soiled and well used yarmulke.
 
On the second day of Hanukkah, my ferret gave to me
Two slightly chewed harmonicas.
 
On the third day of Hanukkah, my ferret gave to me
The menorah that he stole last year - with three candles still burning.
 
How'd he do that?
 
On the fourth day of Hanukkah, my ferret gave to me
Four lost photos from my Konica.
 
On the fifth day of Hanukkah, my ferret gave to me
A date with Veronica.
 
Thanks, guy. Think I'd rather kiss her brotherkah!
 
On the sixth day of Hanukkah, my ferret gave to me
A very old Torah.
 
Autographed by God, he claimed; but I kinda doubt it.
 
On the seventh day of Hanukkah, my ferret gave to me
A partidge in a pear tree - roasted, with plum sauce.
 
Hmm. Mighty tasty. But was it kosher?
 
On the eighth day of Hanukkah, my  ferret gave to me
Nothing - in fact, he stole all my other neat stuff.
 
Joy to the World! May the Festival of Lights brighten the lives of everyone
tonight.
 
Tater and Odie
[Posted in FML issue 1777]