ARROGANT: The percieved condition of a cat just before a ferret enters the
room.  SEE: Cat O' Nine Tails.
 
AVOID: What is left after a ferret passes over the bridge.
 
BAREBACK: A ferret suffering from alopecia.
 
CAT O' NINE TAILS: The percieved condition of a cat after a ferret enters
the room.
 
CRAMMIN': When several ferrets decide to enter a space designed for one.
 
DEVIL WOMAN: A nippy female ferret.
 
DEVISE: When de teeth clamp down on de finger and de ferret won't let go.
 
DOORMAN: A ferret that beats people to the door.
 
DOWN STARES: When two ferrets stare at each other during a confrontation.
 
FARF: Ferret barf.
 
FARMA: The ferret's state of existence as generated by their actions. Tied
to the ferret's ability to transmigrate to impossible to climb locations.
 
FERRETATION: Being visited by ferret.
 
GOOD BOY: What a male juvenile ferret hears when you say "no" as you
remove your finger from his mouth.
 
INACCURATE: The goal of the Ca Ca Fishin' Gestapo.
 
ITCH, THE: The mysterious itch known to wake ferrets from a deep sleep and
force them from their beds to the middle of the room for a good scratch.
 
JAPE SURVEY: When a ferret dances all over the room, falling over, bumping
into things and generally looking silly.
 
JUG BAND: Two or more ferrets in a blouse.
 
JULIENNE HAND: What is left after a fear biter is finished.
 
JUMP START: When a ferret is dead asleep, suddenly wakes and jumps out of
bed. Usually associated with The Itch.
 
KIT NAP: When a baby ferret sleeps.
 
KIT BAG: A fert sack for baby ferrets.
 
KNOTTY FERRETS: When more than four ferrets sleep in a pile. SEE: Can O'
Worms.
 
LADY FINGERS: A ferret snack.
 
LAP TOPS: Ferrets that sleep on your lap.
 
LOBOTOMY: When a ferret is so fat it drags as it walks.
 
MUGGED: The condition of the cup of coffee after a ferretation.
 
MUGGER: A ferret that dives into a cup of coffee.
 
NOSE TRAILS: The cold tracks left by a ferret sniffing your leg.
 
QUEUE BALL: A pile of ferrets. SEE: Can O' Worms.
 
SLOBBER ROBBER: A ferret that licks your tongue instead of kissing you.
 
SPIN DRY: THe dance done by ferrets after a bath.
 
SURMOUNT: When a hob courts a jill and more than courtship takes place.
 
Bob C and 20 MO Disruptive Dookers
[Posted in FML issue 2344]