First, my closet floods when it rains.  Then the bathroom backs up.  Now it
seems that, with the onset of cold weather, a large number of very small
ants have decided to take up residence in my humble abode, AKA the college
apartment from hell.
 
Does anyone know of a solution that will eliminate the ants but not harm my
ferrets?
 
Thanks,
 
Bill    "I HATE ants!"
Cedric  "Ants are Great -- they're a great source of protein, and
        they're crunchy! too!"
Alexander "Silly Ferret.  Ants are very high in cholesterol. Shoe
        leather is a much better healthier source of protein."
[Posted in FML issue 1759]