Aha!   Major success to report in gathering foodstuffs for the cause!
 
Due mainly to Alpha Agent Rowdy we have gathered foodstuffs for the cause.
Said Agent managed to climb to top of dining room table (human Mommy still
has not figured out how, much to her chagrin!  Hee Hee!) and upon reaching
the top knocked off cardboard container holding 3 unopened small packages of
plain potato chips.  Upon their reaching the floor Agent Precious ran in
without fear and carried the precious (hee hee we made a punny!) cargo to
secret hiding places in the bedroom.  Later the evil Grandmother (just
kidding we love her lots) came over and found said hiding places retheiving
our stores.  We were unhappy.  Wonderful Mommy waited until Grandma was gone
and threw down the packages to us saying she did not like them anyway and
understood we needed them for the cause.  Agent Precious once again placed
the precious cargo in new hidey holes.  HOORAY for us.  We are an official
success and have recruited our Human Mommy to the cause as well.  WE DEMAND
PROMOTIONS!!  So just who is in charge of the FLO anywho??  Please report
back to us with our new positions and ranks.
 
Are currently planning new raids to gather more things for FLO movement.
Will report on any mission results.
 
Over and out.
 
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*      Kelleen & the INSANE Animal House              *
*      President and Founder of F.A.N.G.              *
*      (Ferret Association of Neverending Glee)       *
*      Boise, Idaho                                   *
*      [log in to unmask]                                 *
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*   I'll take a good animal over a good mate anyday!  *
*   All they want is lots of love and great chow.     *
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*         Idiocy is our only option!                  *
*     Dustin Hoffman from movie Outbreak              *
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[Posted in FML issue 1504]