well well well... looks like i'm under hidden photo surveillance!  i
was cleaning out their stash spot (yes i do do that every once and a
while, aaaargh)and discovered certain classified FLO files hidden away
in the back corner along with a pile of cash and certain ...photos.
(i'll leave it at that!) i'm rather... outspoken about the president,
and those photo-surveilling ferrets got the idea that i knew him
personally!  i read their files, and they were planning to blackmail
me to give the prez the boot and install a fert in the white house
(something i would be happy to do even without any fuzzy blackmial)
there was also something in there about a conquest of Argylshire!
do you know any more about this than i do?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
(we apologises fur de nonsensical ramblingees of de stoopid hoomin!
nothing she wrote's twoo, of course!)
 
MUST FIGHT FERRET MIND CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Posted in FML issue 5028]