On the twelfth day of Christmas my ferrets gave to me...
 
12 unwrapped presents
11 pilfered bows
10 wingless angels
 9 nibbled candy canes
 8 tangled garlands
 7 headless snowmen
 6 piles of tinsel
 5 scared cats
 4 exhausted ferrets
 3 crazed humans
 2 hours of cleanup
 and horizontal Christmas tree
 
We want to wish everyone a safe and joyous Christmas season and many years
of love with your ferrets and humans.
 
Angela and the angels:
 
Mocha  "I knew I should reach the angel"
Cocoa "OK.  There's another tree upstairs.  Let's go"
Sassy "We deserve a treat for all that hard work"
Ted "I'm gonna need another hidey hole"
[Posted in FML issue 3262]