Renee:
>Uh, excuse me, Bob, but you did NOT lose your shorts!  They are on
>display in the home of Barry and Kathy Fritz."
 
Bob: And you said I had no trauma...   ;-)
 
Renee: "And, trauma?  What trauma?  I have YET to see a picture of the
auction ANYWHERE on the internet.  Nor do I recall actually seeing the
*exchange* of the short pants for long ones in St.  Louis."
 
Bob: It was shorts for shorter shorts.  I've blackmailed everyone into
not publishing them by saying I'd forgo the 27-part post on ferret
linguistics.
 
Renee: "As for recall, well, let us refresh you in the things you
promised department!"
 
Bob: You promised you wouldn't say I promised.
 
Renee: "(who has LOTS of interesting stuff for the *Bob interview* for
the 2006 Symposium!)
 
Bob: <gulp>  Did I tell everyone how much I liked Renee?
 
Bob C [log in to unmask]
 
"Yes, I said ferrets!  This isn't a job for Superman.  Do you want more
wine?"
Heard at the 2005 Symposium, name witheld to protect the naughty.
[Posted in FML issue 4879]