THE SOCK SONG
by Cinnamon
 
(Sung to the tune of "My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean")
 
 
My Mommy has stolen my sockies,
She says that they need to be washed.
She cleaned out my bed and my stash-hole!
She even found ones that were "lost"!!
 
Mommy, Mommy, oh bring back my sockies to me, to me.
Mommy, Mommy, my sockies are already clean!
 
I just got them smelling quite pretty,
Almost as pretty as me!
But Mommy says they're getting stinky!
Wha--? Wait, Mommy! No bath!  MOMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
 
Mommy, Mommy, oh please, Mommy, no bath for me, for me!
Mommy, Mommy, please, Mommy, I'm already clean!
 
I just got my shirts and my socks back.
But now they're all smelling quite strange!
Since Mommy stole all of my sockies,
Her desk needs to be rearranged!!!
 
Mommy, Mommy, oh bring back my sockies to me, to me.
Mommy, Mommy, my sockies are already clean!!
[Posted in FML issue 2687]